Once again, for the few people that read this (Hi Mom!), it is obvious I am slow with the updates. So I am going to switch things up a little bit.  While I am going to continue to produce my “mini essays” on how I perceive the world, I am also going to provide a daily dose of thoughts, events, or anything else I choose to share. It will give me the opportunity to make better use of this website that I pay for and a little more content for avid readers to relish in. And for those of you that are reading, consider yourself lucky. Cause the shit I tell you is not only genius, its FREE. And in this world, nothing is free. And for those of you thinking “well it’s not really free because I am spending TIME to read this and we all know TIME = MONEY, so it’s actually not free”, well you are wrong again. Because when you read things that I write, TIME literally comes to a halt. I would explain how this works but only I have the intellect to understand it.  Regardless here is something I realized today……

…. I think I need a maid. Or at least someone to clean up after me. Because I do like it when things are picked up and clean, but I just don’t want to do them myself. And it’s not laziness on my part. In fact, the truth is I am so UN-lazy that I don’t have time to clean. If you only knew the amount of items on my to-do list everyday. The amount of people that come to me for help and advice on how to be like me. And on top of it all I need my personal time too.

Here is a little test. This is what my living room and kitchen currently look like.

I am now going to clean these two rooms and time myself. GO!……

….. OK DONE!

Here is what the rooms look like now.

To get from Scenario A to Scenario B it took me approx 20 mins. Do you know what I could have done in that amount of time? Here is a visual representation of what I could do in 20 mins.

Punch Dragon in the face.

I think my point is clear. There is no reason for me to be cleaning. I think I’m going to go drink an Arnie.